Creep: Extremely short double feature! Let's roll~
Erik: Let's do this.
"Ferb at a tattoo store"
Ferb was a conceited tattoo artist at Phineas' tattoo store
Creep: Wait, what? When did Phin have a tattoo store? Was this is big idea for the day or something?
Bryan: I suddently understand jack shit.
and attempted to outdo Stacy
Creep: Wait, why? What does Stacy have to do anything?
, his coworker's spiked tongue gets an extreme piercing known as "The Chainus" in which a chain goes into his mouth and out his rectum.
Creep: What in the name of piss is this shit?!
Erik: ...How did P&F get involved in tattoos?
While Candace and Stacy crow over the new piercing, an angry biker gang leader named Zac K bursts in and wanted to pursuit of the conceited tattoo artist for tattooing Chinese language symbols on his arm that translate to "douche bag".
The tattoo artist manages to escape the wrath of the biker, but ends up getting his piercing caught in a forklift. The forklift operator named Isabella lifts the boxes, which sends the chain through his body and causes fatal internal bleeding.
Creep: Is this like a really stupid AU or something? Why is Isabella suddenly a forklift operator?
Erik: ...Troll fic?
Creep: That or someone is really, REALLY this amazingly stupid.
Candace and Stacy looked for Ferb, but found Ferb bleeding from his piercing. They removed him from the fork lift and got him to the hospital. The doctor came out a hour later and told them that Ferb will die if the girls are willing paid for Ferb to get new organ transplants.
The girls agreed, Ferb got his surgery and Ferb would not make anything a competition. He also went up to Zac K
Creep: Who the fuck are you?!
and say sorry for tattooing douche bag in chinese on his arm. "don't mention it, all the members in my biker gang are dead from drinking too much and car accidents" said Zac K, not upset anymore.
Bryan: Eesh. Man, why even bother reading this shit?
Erik: ...That was it? What the hell was that?
Creep: Some 11-year-old thought that P&F was wasn't cool without tattoos...apparently. Fuck this story.