Creep: Round 2, bitches! >D We must go “Back to the 2nd Dimension!”
CHAPTER 4 – THE LATEST ASSIGNMENT
Creep: More like “The Latest ASS-ignment”, am I right? XD
Creep: Just...roll with it.
Bryan: At least you tried.
PHINEAS: Alright everybody, the platyplane is about done.
The gang took five steps away from the Platyplane.
Creep: So really, the only point of Perry’s paper airplane was to basically inspire the Platyplane to be built. Hmmm....contrived.
PHINEAS: What do you guys think?
The Platyplane looks a lot like a very light jet with Perry's face carved in the front and with jet engines on the T-Tail which is extremely unusual for an aircraft. Some looked at it in awe while a few looked at it with a weird gaze.
Creep: I saw the drawings; it’s a plane with Perry’s face on it. Nothing special...
BUFORD: I think it looks pretty conspicuous.
PHINEAS: Isabella, go check out on Perry and tell him that the surprise is done.
Creep: ...did Phineas really tell Isabella TELL Perry, a animal, that the surprise is done?
Isabella and Ginger opened Perry's box and when they opened it, Perry wasn't there, nothing but his blue blanket, along with his bowl and his ball.
ISABELLA: To be honest, Perry's not here.
GINGER: No, He's not in this box.
Phineas looks very disappointed because of the fact that Perry keeps missing the cool stuff he and Ferb did over the summer.
PHINEAS: Where's Perry? You know it actually strange how every day we build something, Perry just disappears and he just comes back later in the evening.
Creep: The line is redundant by the obvious narrative above it.
Buford becomes annoyed.
Creep: So are we. >.<
BUFORD: I just can't believe that we wasted an activity for a platypus, which always disappears every day.
BALJEET: It is rather predictable, Buford.
Buford glares at him.
BALJEET: I mean......who knew right?!
Creep: Why did that warrent a pounding from Buford? Baljeet was agreeing with what he was saying!
Bryan: Wake me up when get off Mr. Joey’s Wild Ride.
Phineas reassures him that even though Perry not being there is a letdown, he decided….
PHINEAS: This is Perry's day. I guess we can let him do whatever he wants.
BUFORD: Next year on that platypus' anniversary, dinner bell. He better stay!
Behind the tree is Perry as he puts on his secret agent hat while he's thinking up a plan to make sure he's not noticed by Phineas, Ferb, or their friends and family. He picks up a pebble and throws it over the fence and it made a loud clink.
BUFORD: What? I was just reminding him about it.
GRETCHEN: Did anyone hear that?
PHINEAS: Let's go find out.
Creep: Again, reusing scenes is still stealing, bro.
As Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and the Fireside Girls left the yard, Perry walked up to the Platyplane and looked at it in disappontment. The reason why is that with his arch-nemesis Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz keeps thinking of ways to take over the Tri-State Area,
Creep: No fuckin’ shit; I’m learning new shit everyday!
he didn't get to spend any time with Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella. Then he walks over to the backyard tree entrance. While he's was feeling depressed, he quickly changed his emotions to determination.
Creep: Yes, trying to inject the emotions of Perry’s relationship with the boys early....with the subtly of a shark wielding a sledgehatter and dueling with a robot with a chainsaw.
Erik: Wait what?
Creep: I dunno, to me, it just seems rushed to suddenly get the emotions of the relationship already in the open like that.
It looks like the Platyplane will have to wait in the evening. He enters into his lair and heads to his computer screen. His informative supervisor, Major Monogram, appears on screen.
Erik: Did we shift into Animegx narration?
Creep: Oh man, I forgot that guy exists...
MAJOR MONOGRAM: Good Morning, Agent P. It has been an occasional occurrence that your host family has almost seen your comings and goings as a secret agent and your cover of being a domestic pet and will forever be remain intact. I remember the day you have been assigned to your host family. At first, nobody wanted to adopt a platypus because they think they never do much, but when they finally adopted you, Carl, disguised as a woman, has finished his agent assignment with real hard work.
Creep: Good god, STOP WITH THE RECAPS!!! DX
Bryan: I WANNA GET OFF MR. JOEY’S WILD RIDE!!!
CARL: And that is how I became the unpaid intern of the year.
MAJOR MONOGRAM: Carl, please hold your pride.
MAJOR MONOGRAM: Anyway, your arch-nemesis, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been trying to take over the Tri-State area but you succeeded in stopping him. The agency, both mine and Wanda's division, has been scanning the old inventions from their nemesises…. (Interrupted by Carl)
CARL: It's pronounced 'nemeses', sir.
Creep: Nemesi, you uneducated twit.
Erik: ...So basically the moving with more padding....
MAJOR MONOGRAM: Quiet Carl. (Back to Agent P) using the image replicator which is located on the black band of the fedoras. They wanted to know if the inators (particularly Dr. Doofenshmirtz's) are either smarter or dumber. Answer: It's kind of iffy. We recently received some information that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has built a "Dimensional-Portal-Inator"
Creep: OOOO, an “Dimension-Portal-Inator”? My god, the uniqueness is literally fuckin’ blinding me so I can’t read the rest of this crap!
Erik: ...You stole everything else...may as well have stolen the inator name....
and it's up to you to stop him because he might bring in some evil force to help him. Isn't that completely out of character? Rising dramatically from the floor is Carl with some new gadgets you would like to try.
With the music playing as the platform rises from the floor, it's just a bunch of gadgets with Carl not on the platform.
CARL: Sir? I wasn't ready. Could you bring it down again?
Major Monogram irritatingly brings down the platform and rewinds the music at the same time.
CARL: I'm ready.
Erik: ...Jokes...no that’s not cool. =/
MAJOR MONOGRAM: As I was saying, blah, blah, blah, Carl, blah, blah, new gadgets.
The platform rises with the music playing. Carl, the intern, arrives with some new gadgets. Perry walks up to Carl about the new gadgets.
Creep: Some actual foreshadowing here, guys. Notice how Monogram doesn’t recap the warning of Perry if he exposes his secret identiy to his family....a hint of no memory-wiping towards the end?
Erik: ...Did you read this fic already?
*SNIP to Chapter 5*
CHAPTER 5 – THE JEREMY-RELATED EMERGENCY
Creep: Or in the name of Captain Underpants, “To Make a Long Story Short”.
Bryan: Too late!
CANDACE: Goodbye, childhood folly, hello, carefree adult life.
While Candace is putting her old stuff from her childhood, including Ducky Momo, Stacy, Candace's best friend, enters through the door, looking confused at what Candace is doing that's different from her usual routine.
Creep: How could you get rid of Ducky Momo? That’s her childhood possession!
Erik: Didn’t she do that in the movie?
Creep: ...ohh right....
STACY: Hey, Candace. What's the Jeremy-related emergency about?
CANDACE: Stacy, Jeremy is going to college soon.
Stacy looks underwhelmed.
STACY: Everybody does that and what does Jeremy going to college have anything to do with your Jeremy-related emergency?
Candace: Because Jeremy is underage; he’s the smartest kid in the world and I’m nothing more than an idiot! DX
Bryan: Because dicks. It’s always about dicks.
CANDACE: Jeremy going to college means that he's going to be a mature adult. But look at me throwing my kid stuff away, it really means that I can really be a mature adult.
Candace grabs a unicorn and looks at it weird, as if how did it get here.
Creep: Ummm....she had it when she was a kid?
CANDACE: A unicorn, Stacy, a unicorn. (mimicking) Hi, I'm 6.
Creep: I’m starting to notice the lack of exclaimation points for certain lines, you know...
Erik: Beep beep.
STACY: Out of all the Jeremy-related emergencies, this has to be the most ridiculous of all. Candace, growing up doesn't mean you can't get rid of all of the stuff from your childhood. You can use them when you and Jeremy have kids, Xavier and Amanda, as you would call your kids.
Creep: Stacy going crazy and actually paying attention to Jeremy’s ranting 24/7 or...Joey trying to reference Xavier and Amanda for the sake of a reference? YOU DECIDE!
CANDACE: That's the thing. I have been trying time after time to BUST my brothers to Mom.
STACY: The truth is that since you are 15 years old, you can bust them yourself.
Candace suddenly realized something. Since she wants to be old enough, she will have to bust Phineas and Ferb herself. It was her perfect busting plan.
CANDACE: That's a great idea. I will bust Phineas and Ferb all by myself.
STACY: It sounds both crazy and clever when you say it.
Creep: No, it sounds goofy and stupid when Joey types it.
Linda steps in to greet Candace and Stacy.
LINDA: Hey, girls.
STACY: Hey, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher.
LINDA: Candace, just wanting to let you know that I and you father are getting our grandparents during the whole day that means you're in charge for the whole day.
Creep: Seriously? Why not go for a honeymoon or go to the spa or something? How would a trip of getting their grandparents take ALL DAMN DAY? I mean, sure, they were at the movies all day in the movie, but I assumed there was a marathon or something....
Erik: “Our grandparents” ...How the fuck are they still alive? 0.0
Creep: Either that or grammar fails strikes again.
Linda leaves. Candace begins to grin victoriously.
CANDACE: Can you believe it, Stacy? I'm in charge for the whole day which means Phineas and Ferb are finally going to be busted!
STACY: Still related to the Jeremy-related emergency?
CANDACE: Yes, Yes it does!
*SNIP to Chapter 6*
Erik: Fuck these are short.
Creep: Yeah, it’s almost entirely redundant.
Bryan: That “almost” is inaccurate.
CHAPTER 6 – "NO EVIL FOR THE WEEKEND"
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Where being evil is not debat-(Record scratch)
Creep: ….fuck you, Joey. =\
Creep: Another fuckin’ reference, bro.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who is a Druelselsteinian mad scientist with a terrible childhood, has planned to rule the Tri-State Area but with no luck thanks to his arch nemesis, Perry the Platypus.
Creep: *facedesk* STOP RECAPPING THE SERIES!!!! You treat your readers like how Dora talks to preschoolers; always repeating the same damn shit over and over and over again when we already know it.
But this time, he's more confident on his latest plan and it will not fail.
Besides him is his latest inator, the Dimensional-Portal-Inator. It looks a lot like one of the teleporters from an old movie.
Creep: Instead of the unique and cool-looking ice-cream scooper design, let’s have a generic portal machine!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Quake in your webbed feet, Perry the Platypus, once I activate my (in a dramatic voice) Behold, My Dimensional-Portal-Inator! (back to normal voice), I will go into that dimension where I will ask an evil force to help me take over the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!! And you will powerless to stop me and that evil force.
Creep: Well....to be fair, at least Joey established a reason for Doof to built a multidimensional machine...but really....it’s really straightforward which is totally not like Doof at all. =\ Doof makes complicated plans to take over which indirectly helps him take over; now it’s just a generic evil scheme worthy of Dr. Doom from “Super Hero Squad”.
Bryan: Well, it’s not like this fic can get any wor- oh who am I kidding?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ (annoyed): What is it, Norm?
Norm, Doofenshmirtz's robot who looks a lot like a giant tin man in everyday man's clothing, has layered out a buffet that even has a chicken and spaghetti on both ends of the table. Norm was introduced in a previous episode of Phineas and Ferb where the boys race in chariots, but back then he had very generic sayings. Since none of you are P&F fans, you need to know this.
NORM: I set out the buffet.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Thank you, Norm. But I am in the zone here!
NORM: I thought you were playing with your doll.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: It's not a doll, it's a stand in. Pretendy the Practicepus.
He holds up a wooden doll with two tennis balls for eyes. Suddenly, he heard the phone ring.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I'll get that. (He picks up the phone and answers it) Hello?
It was his daughter, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. She's 16 years old and a goth girl. She usually gets annoyed by her dad's evil schemes and acts sarcastic about it but she loves him.
Creep: SHUT UP!
VANESSA: Hey, Dad.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Why hello, Vanessa, you sound well.
VANESSA: That's because I'm excited about our father/daughter weekend at your place, just you and me relaxing and having a nice weekend.
Creep: Yeah, once again, having characters we don’t need in the story...be introduced into the story anyway. See, this is what ruins your story; you have too many characters that’ll clutter up the story, ruin the narrative flow and risk losing solid character development for the characters. You don’t need the ENTIRE DAMN CAST IN THE MOVIE!
Erik: Since when does Vanessa like being with her Dad?
Bryan: Eh, I don’t know either.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Why, yes. I am Excited about our special Father/Daughter weekend.
Doofenshmirtz was acting excited when in reality, he was a little worried if the Father/Daughter weekend with Vanessa could derail his plans for his Dimensional-Portal-Inator.
VANESSA: I hope you promised that for the entire weekend, you will do no evil.
Doofenshmirtz raises his eyebrows in shock when he heard the words….
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: No evil?
VANESSA: That's right, Dad. You promised that for the entire weekend, you're taking a break from all your evil schemes and spend some time with me, even not practicing with your Perry doll which is weird.
Creep: Vanessa will be a critical character in this story, won’t she?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Thank you Vanessa! I just took that as a complement, and of course I promised no evil while you're spending the weekend here.
VANESSA: Remember Dad, No evil for the weekend. Okay?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Sure thing Vanessa.
VANESSA: Bye, Dad, see you at 1:00. Okay.
He hangs up. He starts panicking.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Oh No! I forgot! I can't let Vanessa see the Dimensional-Portal-Inator!
NORM: What's wrong, Sir?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: My daughter Vanessa is coming over and I promised her no evil for the weekend and I'm doing evil. I got to move it somewhere where she can't see it. Maybe I'll give it a test and if it doesn't work, Norm, you have to help me. In fact, I like to keep Pretendy the Practicepus because I thought maybe it's best to see if Perry the Platypus practices his routines with a pretend me.
Creep: Doof has ADD....
Doof: DX Oh no, Vanessa’s totally gonna see my Dimension-Ina--hey, do you ever wonder if Perry has a pretend me? =3
Joey: THE MOVIE SUCKED! *steals all of its jokes* Isn’t this better?
Creep: No....thousand times no. Anyway, it’s getting dumber and dumber folks, but eventually, we’ll see as the shit hits the fan in the next part, next time! =3
Creep: What? You wanted to do one more?
Erik: I’m good. =3
Creep: Is that a yes or no?
Erik: It’s a no. Marisa’s gone and the story killed Bryan.
Creep: K. XD See ya next time folks!